Sunday, November 29, 2015

Chicago, Hog Butcher Up and Left



Chicago
HOG Butcher for the World,
              
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
               Player with Railroads
and
 the Nation's Freight Handler;
               Stormy, husky, brawling
               City of the Big Shoulders: 
 
--Carl Sandburg
 
 
Chicago,
 
Hog Butcher Up And Left—

thought he’d leave the South Shore

to the metal-brewing poisonmakers—

KILL THAT WATER!   KILL IT DEAD!

‘Course, any-yass-wipe fool along duh jungle stream

knows yoo doo not crap where you drink

maybe dat’s why duh Hog Butcher up’n’left:

his shit was just, too, Organic.

Still…

 
 





 
 
They took that steel-shine, stacked it up and made it fly,

made you feel real proud just to get a kink in your neck

looking way up high past the Dow Jones,

right up to where the sky

she lay like drama,

over the Cloud Gate down below—

on the ground where Soap-bubble Reality

fixes everything.  Like that culture gap thing with

New Yawk, New Yawk

  
 
 
Child,

There is never a night with nothin-to-do, in the Windy Cité.

There is always somethin-goin-down, in town.

There is somethin-for and to oh-ffend…

Everybody.

‘Sides, there’s lotsa folks’d rather have

Half a Polish down by the Lake (that’s a sausage)

than One Whole Russian at Coney Island (that’s not)

DOBRZE, baby, DOBRZE.

 
 
 

I don’t have no problem with that Hog Butcher leaving though—

Stunk to high heaven:  folks who had people to visit

up in Milwaukee—on the weekend?—

had no idea what we were talking about.

But on your way back home from Indianapolis,

Terre Haute, Peoria and Points South, DAMN!

You’d be sleeping in the back seat dreaming Lake Shore Drive,

then your eyes would boomerang open go

Hey—  I must be home—   (sniff)  Love that organic waste!

 
 

And there was that Colombian turista once,

looked heavenly going Chicágo-Chicágo, Al Capón, righ’?

But No, said the undergraduate ingénue,

That’s all cleaned up now, all over!

Yeah, all over City Hall.

But somebody had the cojones—LOS COJONAZOS—

To hold back a bunch of City Hall Salaries

till they finished doing their City Hall Jobs

now that’s ‘My Kind of Town’.

 


And I can still see those pictures of mama—
Mama who was Polish and Italian
and African and Irish
and Jewish and Hungarian
and Czech, Off, That, List,
I can still see those pictures—
she be-lookin like the Andrews Sisters
wearing them shoulder pads that
held up a World War II tailored suit,
dancing around with a flower in her hair,
over at the Green Mill Lounge,
just down the street from the Aragon Ballroom,
which went and morphed into El Aragón,
somewhere between Perez Prado and Gay Pride.
 
 
 

But hey, if you’re Italian

you can get your very own de-signer home,

with no, windows,  exposed, to the street,

if you want, if U R I-talian. 

And if you’re Jewish,

you can get your kid’s barmitzvah suit

from the Ghost of a Tailor

down on Maxwell Street,

prob’ly get a double order of Maxwell Grilled Onions

stuffed in the breast pocket,

if you want, if you are Jewish.

And if you Black, if you are African American,

you can still get that Rib Special,

down on the SOUTH-side, down in the basement?—

and that African Queen be-layin on

some Extra, Hot, Sauce,

whether or not you are African, American.
 
And for one whole day out of every year
 
she can and just might be Irish.

 


Because Something Happened Here,
right here, where the Cold Wind blows
(Naw, it ain’t cold, it’s duh frickin Moon, it’s planet Pluto
unfit for human habitation, when the  Cold Wind blows…)
But Something Happened Here.
And it keeps right on happening—
And it looks kinda fine, tastes kinda sweet, sounds kinda hot,
and it don’t smell too bad neither now't that
Hog Butcher up ‘n’ left.

 
 

But they tell me if you hang-around-down-around

Forty-Second and Halsted, you can still smell The Yards—

Prob’ly some old sausage maker working down in the basement

Or maybe, the Indelible Shadows of Blood and Evil,

lingering long past their prime—

Or maybe, just the Spirit of Christmas Past,

helping Scrooge remember where it all comes from,

dragging a few Smoky Links

behind.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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